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lordclassyasfuck:

Jim Moriarty - Hi~
Have despicable plans in your evil little head that you find you just don’t have the mental capacity or means to complete?
Maybe you’re just a little too normal.
But don’t you worry, pet… That’s what I’m here for!
I’m also here to answer any other boring unintelligible plebeian fabulous inquiries you might have; so go on and click Dear Jim… at the top there and ask to your heart’s content!
Be aware: I always maintain my right of deciding whether or not to have you skinned/made into shoes. Obviously.

Jim Moriarty - Hi~

Have despicable plans in your evil little head that you find you just don’t have the mental capacity or means to complete?

Maybe you’re just a little too normal.

But don’t you worry, pet… That’s what I’m here for!

I’m also here to answer any other ~~boring~~ ~~unintelligible~~ ~~plebeian~~ fabulous inquiries you might have; so go on and click Dear Jim… at the top there and ask to your heart’s content!

Be aware: I always maintain my right of deciding whether or not to have you skinned/made into shoes. Obviously.